One day I gonna to Malta to a
big hotel,
in the morning I go down
to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress
that I want two pieces of toast.
She
brings me only one piece.
I tell her
"I wanna two pieces".
She say "Go
to the toilet".
I say "you don't
understand,
I wanna two pieceson my plate".
She say to me:
"you better not
piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and
she call me a sonnawabitch!!
